Which brand should I use?

[RockLikesWedgies]

I have several brands of tighty whities at my disposal, I can't decide which one to use for a hanging wedgie. These are the brands I have: Fruit of the Loom, Hanes, Jockey, and Stafford. Which one should I pick? Also what is the best way to get a hanging wedgie without having them rip?

[selfwedgie13]

I'd say Fruit of the Loom, Hanes, or Stafford are the most dorky, so if you're going for the dork hanging by his undies look, or you like the humiliation factor, I'd go with one of those brands. As for not ripping, I think the only way to avoid that is to use multiple pairs. Most people I've heard recommend at least 5 pairs, but I've done it with 4 before. It also depends on how you set up the wedgie, though. I do it by looping a bed sheet through the leg holes, tying it off and then hooking it over the top of a door. Make sure you have something nearby to stand on when you're ready to get down also. You don't want to get stuck in a hanging wedgie with no way out.

[RockLikesWedgies]

Thanks for the idea sir.