Regrets

[wedgieboy]

My friend in middle school was always looking up my shorts and giving me wedgies hoping to catch me wearing tighty whities. He would always say things like, "It looks like you're wearing tighty whities today" and "If you're wearing tighty whities, I'm going to give you a wedgie like in the cartoons". Unfortunately, I was never wearing tighty whities at that time because middle school was when I switched my underwear to boxers, but I absolutely hated them. I wasn't wearing tighty whities again until high school unfortunately. So, I regret that I didn't let him catch me wearing tighty whities. I should have never switched from tighty whities to boxers when I had gym class. I was literally the only boy still wearing tighty whities when I took gym class in 6th grade. I didn't even know that people would just randomly switch their underwear to a horrible new style. All of my friends wore the same thing I did growing up, so it was a surprise to me.